Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !