It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
Knock on the door
Because freedom rings.
Thank you very much, sir.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Depends
A raise in *celery*.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
A thiefdom.
A stole.