It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Because to them it's boring.
A cannibal
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Depends.
It all depends on where you lose them.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
To prove that he was framed!
