What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...