What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t