What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.