Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted