Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Disabled.
Because he's a real dawg.
Three blind mice.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Because it's the first date.
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Because it has pp in it.
Because he might Pikachu!