Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.