Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.