Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."