Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
me stops jumping: You would have said no
Why not 17 What's stopping us
I'm asking for for a friend.
M'laundry."
I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.
Hit him in the face with an axe
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
He was hit by a truck.
dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'
They didn't...!
Two pirates
A snooker table
You don't talk about fight club.