How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Fight Club Jokes More Fight Club Jokes

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.