What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm