What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.