What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.