What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/