What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)