What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.