Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.