Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.