Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Their mind

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Moo-sic!

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It put a ring on it.

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Because "6, 7 ate".

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Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.