Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.