What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.