What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

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