Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.