How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof