Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
A pure bred meth lab.
somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
Nobody knows!
A: MOVIES!
M: I'm not.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
A terrified postman.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A Carrot.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
