Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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The Woof of Wall Street.
Paraffin and matches.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Raise the woof!
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
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Nobody knows!
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Angles in the Outfield
When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "
Wrap it around a tree
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang
You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
He was caught stroganoff
