How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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me-OW!

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See you on the flip side.

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Raise the woof!

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!