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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.