How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Bernadette.

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And when did my wife start smoking

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You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.