How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !