How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !