It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
Nothing. He was dead.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because the pedals fell off.
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
Hola Seniority
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Bernadette!
Set her tampon string on fire.
