Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!