Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of girls from a sorority?

A horde.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?