What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.