What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists