Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.