Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.