Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole