Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole