What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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a guacaMOLE

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A guacamole.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.