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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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Because why MC, eh

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With lots of Avogadro!

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A guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole