Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.