Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What are you?

Broke.

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.