How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve