What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.