Islam Jokes

Why the full we don't have any jokes about Islam?

Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

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