When Islam begins.
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With an unlocked kitchen door
A $100 bill makes change
One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.
Because they need a man to do it for them
Mention feminism.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
When a woman rejects feminism.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
Common sense
When the car breaks down.
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I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Plaqueface
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
By sending them executables.
They have bad mammaries.
Is it because it's a joke by itself or what.
A Quranosaurus.
They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
His place is a dump
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
Cut its nose off.
Because it was two tired...