Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.