What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.