What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.