What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)