Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.