How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.