How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.