What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.