What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.