How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

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What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.