How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)