How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.