Why is a sinking ship like a person in ...

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.