Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.