Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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You put it in water

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.