Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
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A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
He was de-lighted
None. We pay a German to do it.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
All he needs is game
Stand it on four bricks !
The bricks will get laid.
Pawpular!
Because he was Poplar!
He lost his patience
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.