Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None. They can't change anything.
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Five. It's a huge problem.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
You can't tell it's in the dark
Banks
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.
Brick and Orety
He had a lot of aspirations.
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"
He lost his patience
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
