Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?