Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.