Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

You might also enjoy:

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal?

Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe