Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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A turk.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.