What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!