What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black in 2015?

The Flintstones.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel