Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What's a Sikh's favourite kind of joke?

A Nanak Nanak joke.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...