Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Because of all the Hymns.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Allahu Snackbar Jokes More Allahu Snackbar Jokes

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill"

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!