Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

Allahu Snackbar Jokes More Allahu Snackbar Jokes

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.