Isis Fighter Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Poutine Jokes More Poutine Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.