What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

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