Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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Aloha Akbar.

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Aloha Snackbar

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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He was forced to resort to excessive violins.