Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos