Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!