Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM