Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do we need to die?

chickens

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR